an open letter to my alarm clock
i know you must be feeling important around me. i know that you know that i have difficulties in waking up in the morning. i know that you hate me for messing you up at night before i sleep, turning your inside body with your protruding body part, wherever i want them to be. i know that you hate me for hititng you in the morning. thats why you complain so much. every 5 minutes, you will start make noises again, just to be slapped by me. i know that the only way is to actually shut you down completely. i know that i have been abusive with you especially when i tried to reach you but instead, you will be falling all over the place. i know that this country grants you the right to report me to the police for this abusive relationship.
BUT why today, you only rang ONCE?? normally even after several hits and slaps you get from me, you will keep complaining. but why today is only ONCE? did you NOT care about me anymore? do you know that you can make or worsen my day? Like today, i was late for work because you did not care again to make some noises….
alright, i have agreed to you. THIS IS A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO MY DEAREST ALARM CLOCK. So tommorrow, please do your job and i will do mine. Hopefully, our relationship can continue to be mutually beneficial in the future. Thats all i have to say.