My friend is a an outstandin member of the ALP, so tonight while we were having fun at Bar Open, we could not help but to indulge ourselves in a political conversation, among others of course. Not surprisingly, the conversation-without-Bush-joke-isnt-complete started to roll with him telling us this joke:
An Australian bloke was visiting this small and secluded bar and was ordering a Scotch and coke when at the far small-lit corner, he recognised two familiar figures. He then asked the Bartender:
Bloke: Arent they Bush and Powell?
Bartender: Yea, they are!
Bloke: Cool, make it three Scotch and cokes then!
He then made his way over to Powell and Bush and started having conversation with them:
Bloke: Excuse me sirs, arent you Mr Powell and Mr Bush? (while handing them the drinks)
Bush: Yes, we are
Bloke: What are you guys doing here?
POwell then looked at Bush, and started saying:
Powell: Shall we tell him?
BUsh: Yea.. why not….(while nodding his head)
POwell: We are actually planning the World War Three!
Bloke: WWIII?? Shouldnt u do it from the Situation Room rather in this bar? SO, what have u guys planned so far?
Bush: Well, we are thinking of invading Afghanistan and after that Iraq.
Powell: Yea.. we gonna take down 100 000 Iraqis and a Labrador..
Bloke: (while raising his eyebrow).. why a Labrador?
Bush: (looking towards Powell with full conviction) See what i told you, NO one give a damn about the Iraqis!!