so, there are these myths proposed by Landeryou….. let me attempt to debunk them:
Myth #1: I am a heir to a multi-millionaire
Fact #1: Wrong. I am a heir to a multi-BILLIONAIRE. My net asset alone is worth $57b. This is not including that of my parents, siblings and extended families. The estimated family estate as of Dec 04 according to the Indonesian taxation office is $398b!! Obviously, Landeryou’s limited experience with million confused him with a much larger picture… It’s billion that we are playing with… not a petty million!
Myth #2: My daddy owns factories all over Indonesia
Fact #2: Actually, my daddy doesnt own factories all over Indonesia, only about 98% of Indonesia (the claim would have been true, if you include those in East Timor). He also owns factories all over the world (Australia included). My dad is expecting to open two more factories this year in Iraq and Sudan.
Myth #3: My daddy exploits his workers and pay not more than USD $10/week
Fact #3: This is a clear overstatement. My dad doesnt need to pay for all his workers. They all worship him like Godfather!! Total payment for all wages to date according to the return filed in the Indonesian Taxation Office: $0.00, Profit made: priceless.
Myth #4: I ocassionally bring tens of thousands dollars to Australia
Fact #4: Wrong again. I normally brings around USD$1b on each trip all in USD$10 notes, freshly minted from my dad’s factories. I wonder why the custom is so oblivious to this?
Myth #5: Tedy advocates marriage as a way to get Australian Citizenships
Fact #5: ‘advocating’ is again another understatement of the year. Not only i advocate, i actually profit from it. I own the “Access Australia Pty Ltd” which is headquartered in Melbourne, Australia. It has various subsidiaries in China, Indonesia, India, Vietnam and Thailand which also operate various dating services for lonely Australian men (divorced men and those who are abandoned by their wives makes up 75% of our total clients). To date, we have a yearly turnover of approximately 15,000 marriages, with 97% success rate. Access Australia Pty Ltd is thinking of opening branches in Baxter and Nauru. I am currently recruiting for Branch Managers for both sites. Would you like to apply? Send your resume to career@accessaustralia.com.au.
Myth #6: Tedy is a heir to the multi-million dollars McVeigh’s Liquidation Expense
Fact #6: Duh! Dont you get it… Foreman is 100% subsidiary of Access Australia Pty Ltd. Of course, i have 100% claim on its cash flows (past, present and future)!
get your facts right, will ya?
bring it on!




